Let's Try This Outside Thing Again

Another lovely day yesterday and I thought that my little Minne-soootan should go outside again. That and I was starting to crawl the walls as the day passed and he refused to take a nap.

I put on a baby harness thingy that we had in the back of his closet that I'd never had any success with before. Let me tell you up front - I do not endorse the Playtex Hip Hammock. My hip ached moments after putting him in it and frankly, it did nothing good for either of our appearances.

Here we are in front of our filthy mirror, accidentally dressed like we were headed to MotherBoy


"Help meeeee....."
"No one should be subjected to such foolishness. That is it. I'm calling father!"

We made it allll the way (two blocks) to Whole Foods so I could grab him some baby food, come up with something to feed myself for dinner and beg for human connection.




"This? This is why I'm harnessed into this godforsaken contraption? You don't even like fishsticks. What are we even doing in this department?"


"Oh, thank goodness, we're finally going home now?"


"Uhhhh, no I don't want to go check out the wine store on Grand... That house is creepin me out."

"I'm not a tree gnome, either. Dammit woman, take me home!"

He's so bossy when he doesn't get his naps in.